Every hero has a nemesis. Tom had Jerry. Batman had the Joker. Politicians are no different. Basically every candidate who has ever run for office targets the same enemy: Regulations. Red tape. Rules churned out by the federal bureaucracy that touch on everything from carbon emissions to goat farms to vending machines.
President Trump is no exception. With giant scissors in hand, he has promised to cut existing regulations by, as he puts it, "a lot." And he's already claiming victory: "The never ending growth of red tape in America has come to a sudden, screeching and beautiful halt."
Today on the show, we check on Trump's progress. Has he defeated every President's nemesis? Also: We didn't have time for every regulation. So, naturally, we wrote a song. Find the full lyrics below.
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It's The End Of These Regs As We Know 'Em
(With apologies to R.E.M.)
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Oy, , then again, its repeal. , its , new rule. , , plus the standards for .
Bureaucratic 'n' dramatic, red tape reshape, and there's no escape.
It's the end of these regs as we know 'em. It's the end of these regs as we know 'em. It's the end of these regs as we know 'em. They're on borrowed time.
The , for those of you who went school, the DOE has . (Betsy DeVos!)
! No more . Its rescission went and smite it.
Bureaucratic 'n' dramatic, red tape reshape, and there's no escape.
It's the end of these regs as we know 'em. It's the end of these regs as we know 'em. It's the end of these regs as we know 'em. They're on borrowed time.
Parody lyrics by Karen Lurie and Shane McKeon
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